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A SMALL SCHOOL YES...BUT IT'S GOT SPIRIT
Yes..Denton University offers everything you will need to learn about life and love through studies, Rocky Horror and campus events & clubs. No...you will never be on "The Apprentice".
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Headmaster
Professor O'Brien is Headmaster of Denton University as well as Chair Person. Students are always getting into trouble because it is said that his punishments are good. |
Math Dept. - Prof. Brad Majors
Like to count things? Then this is the department for you. Classes: Intro to Numbers Intro to Numbers Refressor Course
Advanced - Calculus, Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry*
book: Calculus, Algebra, Geometry & Trig For Dummies
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Drama Dept. - Dr. Frank N. Furter
How to be anything you like, wear sexy costumes and be a drama queen all at the same time. Classes: Acting For the Non Actor Onstage Tantrums
The Art of Impersonating Someone In The Bedroom
"Master's" Class
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Slavic Languages & Veird accents
Learning the art of speaking Transylvainian. Classes: Intro Class - changing W's to V's Lab - Using your accent to turn on men
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Dance Dept. - Columbia: Instructor
Here we offer great courses for those who love to dance. Classes: Beginning Tap Bitching and Tap Additude
Time Warp for Beginners
Advanced Warping
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Sex Education Dept.
Ms. Weiss personally teaches her courses. Clothing optional. Classes: Into to Sex - How To Do It "Doing it" well - advanced class
Intro to The Karma Sutra
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Physical Education Dept.
How to make yourself a man in just 7 semesters! Classes: Body Building I - What are these Heavy Things? Kissing Your Muscles Once You Have Them
How To Be Governor of Your State
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Music Dept.
Classes: Intro to Saxophone Blowing Well History Of Rock & Roll
Intro to Bat Out Of Hell - Music Appreciation
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English Literature Dept.
Classes will include reading such novels as Moby Dick, Dickens, Lady Chatterly. All course books include lots of pictures, too! Classes: The English Novel and why we should just watch a movie version. Intro to Beowolf and why it sucks to read it.
Canterbury Tales - What the hell?
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Science Dept.
Dr. Everett Scott: Instruction in new innovative theoretical chemistry research that advances theoretical methodology and contributes to new discoveries about chemical systems and lasers. Classes: Lasers I - Intro to lasers. Lasers II - More about lasers.
Lasers III - Even more about lasers & how to build one.
Refresher Course in Scientific Stuff
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